Come to canberra and freeze your ass off in the sun.
When i finally get a message back, and its work related.

So your phone works all of a sudden Mfk?
This basically sums up my sickness.
Bahahaha soyyy true babs.
Me: Do you want any help mum?
Mum: No thanks sweetie.
*5 minutes later*
Mum: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE NO YOU DON'T